Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Krondor mmm.

Ah. DosBox. I decided to reminisce I downloaded DosBox and opened one of the games I have fond memories of. Betrayal at Krondor. Good memories of a classic game.

Now if I can just figure out how to give it write access to specific files so that I can get past the introduction. Nice! Got it. Just had to share the folder so that the program has permissions.

Good thing DosBox works with Visa. I wonder what else I can get working on it?

Sigh. Weird. For some reason I have been longing, yearning to use Windows 3.1 again. The nostalgia. Yeah. Really Weird. I wonder if I can put it in a Virtual PC? Hmm. Could be cool. Another day though. Krondor Tonight.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Aw. No Analytics report

Aw. It looks like I didn't install the Analytics tracking script correctly, or something. I happen to know there were at least two hits over the past week.

I had thought that maybe those that read, might be doing so via. RSS Feed. It is quite possible but then I went looking for the tracking script I had placed and, it was gone. Whoops. This time I placed it in a place where I know it should go.

But then if Javascript is turned off in a browser it won't be tracked. Actualy, I wonder what this page looks like without JavaScript. Google relies on it heavily.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Socks and Sandals

Sad. My Manager is moving to a new position soon. He is an awesome Manager. I suppose it is good that he is moving on at the highpoint of this position. That's the way to do things.

He is one of the classic Pacific Northwestern Socks and Sandals guys (http://www.werealotlikeyou.com/) See #56. And the Youtube to go with it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z59fQ12OR0A).

Ah. Maybe I didn't have to give up Sandals and socks when I moved up here after all.

I finaly fixed the you tube link

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Analatics Report

Okay. I admit it. I have been just a little bit curious to know how much traffic this little blog actually gets being locked down like it is. I honestly don't imagine it to be more than two to four hits besides my own visits here in a week. But it could be fun to see. Who knows what the real traffic looks like with the web bots and such.

So Tonight I signed up for Google Analytics (www.google.com/analytics). We'll see what the results look like over the next little while. It might prove interesting.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

A Little on the Class Culture of Microsoft

Here is some interesting information about employment at Microsoft I have gathered. First you need to understand that there are two or three classes of Employees at Microsoft. There are FTE's (Full Time Employees), Interns, and CSG's (Contractors, Vendors and other Contingent Staff).

FTE's are just that Full time, They get paid Salary. They have good benefits. But no Overtime.

Interns are recruited directly from Colleges. They usually come in to experience the Microsoft culture create a project and do regular work. They are treated just as FTE's except when school starts they go back. Often Interns will be hired on as FTE's

CSG's are divided up two or three categories. In this there are Contractors and Vendors. The other Contingent staff I am not quite as familiar with how their employment works.

Contractors come from a variety of Temp Agencies, such as Volt, and Excel Data Corporation, which seem to be the two largest. They are hired, on contract, for a maximum of One Year. They are provided Office space, which is usually shared with others. Many Offices have two or three sharing an office. Contractors are provided with equipment and supplies, but are not privileged to FTE perks such as use of the athletic fields, or discounts at the Company store. Once a contractor reaches the end of their contract they are let go and can not return to Microsoft for 100 days at which time they may be rehired anywhere in the company.

Many of the Agencies offer jobs with other companies such as with Real Audio or Expedia, but by far the biggest customer of the contractor Agencies is Microsoft. Especially for Testers. There are no other companies that focus so many testers as Microsoft. Microsoft has allot of ground to cover with the back compatibility pledge, and rarely enough to test all scenarios.

Contractors are generally paid hourly, with time and a half Overtime, should any be worked. Contractors are paid weekly. However some teams have been known to do odd stuff when it comes to how overtime is divided out, especially in the less profitable divisions such as games. There are teams where contractors get mega-overtime and so could earn a pretty penny that way.

Similar to Contractors are the Vendors. Vendors are contracted through other companies to provide a service or to provide a collaborative interface with other companies. Vendors are not technically given workspace and are not provided equipment. They like other CSG's are not privileged with FTE Perks.

Most Vendors are hired to do one particular thing, to fix something, or create something on contract. There are however Vendors such as those from HP, NVIDA, ATI, etc. that are hired by their company to work with Microsoft to ensure their product works with Microsoft's products. Especially when it comes to hardware.

One of the touted benefits of being a Vendor is that 100 day breaks are not required since they are paid to provide a service. But the downside is that they are sometimes treated as 3rd class citizens, and if their project suddenly finishes or dissolves so suddenly does their job.

Often CSG's are hired as FTE's if they prove themselves. There are quite a few that have gone that route.

It is interesting that there are many FTE's who were once CSG's, usually in the 90's, that remember the old days as a contractor and with the overtime getting big checks, so they often wish to trade their stable life with good benefits for the adventurous life of a contractor. Especially if they are in one of those Dog eat Dog teams, or are feeling unappreciated.

It is an interesting study of a culture.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Why I wanted to make games

Even though I wanted to make games, I don't play them. I can't stand most games of today. I get board quickly with most of them. Puzzles get too monotonous, Most action games are to violent for my tastes, and the few games I used to play for a while are considered almost dead.

Yep, I'm a surviving adventure game fan. I was never very good at playing them. I usually had to resort to the walktroughs. But games like; King's Quest, Space Quest, Monkey Island, Simon the Sorcerer, even Freddy Pharkus Frontier Pharmacist, were the epitome of what I thought a game should be. They had the best in storytelling, they were funny. And I looked forward to the time I would have enough money that I could one day buy these games.

Unfortunately things change, they simply aren't being made as often anymore. Most of the old games don't work quite as well on new hardware, and It is becoming increasingly difficult to find such games for purchase.

Now, the reason I thought I wanted to go into making games, is I saw the trends in game making and didn't like what I was seeing. I watched as my genre faded and Violent mindless games took over. I had the hope to revitalize my favorite format, and bring back the Family friendly fantasy. But I fear it is hopeless.

Monday, July 9, 2007

Tutorial on how to open the new Microsoft Product boxes

The cool looking new Boxes

Some of you may have already seen the new cases for Microsoft's new lines of software. They look pretty cool with the small form factor and rounded corners, all made of Clear plastic. But they are quite the puzzle to try to open. They are nearly as difficult as the Rubics cube.

I'm sure it took me nearly half an hour trying to figure it out. I kept trying to open it like a book with no luck. So if you want to take the challenge to open it by yourself then please feel free to skip this tutorial.

Breaking the seal

For packages which have them, the first thing you will need to do is break the seal on the top of the package. It is a big round clear sticker. The sticker on mine covered the certificate of Authenticity label, so I couldn't just peal it off.

Pulling off the Side Sticker

Next pull the red tab to peal off the sticker off of the side of the case which allows the DVD tray to open.

The Pull Tab

At the top of the Box is another Red Tab. Do not remove this or it will be more difficult to open the case. To open the DVD drawer; simply pull on the Red Tab and the Tray will unfold.

The Boxes opened

Now you have access to the Discs the booklets and the pamphlets. Here we have Windows Vista Ultimate and Office Ultimate open showing the contents.

Finding the CD Keys

The thing which took me the longest to figure out was trying to find out where the CD Keys were. While installing the software I hunted and hunted for three hours, trying to find the keys.

It turns out that I just hadn't looked at the back of the box while it was open.

So, there they are. The little orange stickers on the back of the DVD trays.

I hope you enjoyed this tutorial and will enjoy your software.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Stinky Feet

Lock your Computer, lock your computer. That and no tailgaters. are some of the security things that are drilled into people that work at Microsoft. And for good reason. Employees, Vendors and Contractors deal with sensitive, confidential information which has not yet been released to the public.

Access to a computer could prove access to such information, so locking a computer becomes important. I have pretty much become accustomed to hitting [Windows] + [L] to do so. But sadly some of the more Junior coworkers still don't understand the hazard. So a tradition has sprang up in my team. If certain team members happen to notice that a computer was left unlocked then they will send an email from the unwary team member's computer, to everyone in the team, simply stating; "I have Stinky Feet!". Yep, quite the incentive. I have been lucky enough to not have to deal with the fallout of the resulting email taunts though I have witnessed it happening.

Safari Testdrive

Okay I decided to download Safari to add it to my testing tool belt. I'm writing this post from Safari now. It was definitely not designed for Windows. The resizing borders are missing, It feels naked like this. Eek! Give me my borders please! It also added a desktop Icon without an option to not install one. One of my pet Peeves. Off you go to hide in the Quick Launch.

One thing I noticed, that I do like, is that it seems to have some interaction with the OS, or at least other browsers. I started typing the address to get to this blog and it actually showed up in the list.

Gasp! The middle click worked! It opened a new tab! Shocking! coming from an Apple product. Okay now to test the Print Preview on my Blog. Something FireFox can't handle... Cool. It works about like Opera with Print Preview. that is good.

One of the first pages I had to try of course was the Recipe page I had been working on. And... It looks just the same in Safari as it does on Opera, FireFox, and Netscape. IE and Maxthon look a little different because of a little bit of an odd spacing issue, but I think it is cool that I don't need to change that design to get it to work is Safari.

The metallic grey interface is a little depressing. I really started to love the tan color of Windows XP Luna Blue. Vista's Black is depressing too though. I specifically went online searching for a Desktop Wallpaper with a little color in it, a few weeks ago just for that cause.

I think I will stick with IE as my choice of browser it still loads faster than any of the others and I have become comfortable with IE7. I will keep it on my tool belt though to test websites against.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

More Browser Wars are acoming

Hmm. Apple has released a beta for their browser, Safari for Windows. I'm a little torn about it.

For one thing, in my own oppinion, Apple has never really gotten the hang of programming, quality software for Windows. I don't trust ITunes or QuickTime on PC for that reason.

But I am hopeful that if the rendering is identical on PC as it is on Mac, that I won't have to buy a Mac to test web pages for Mac. Wouldn't it be great to have "One Machine to test them all! Mhaw ha, ha, hah. Oh."

On the side of competition, I don't really know how much good it will do. It will certainly be something to watch.

On a side note to the subject, apparently hackers have, within two hours or release, come up with ways to compromise a system running Safari for Windows. It is after all only Beta.

I'm a little hesitant to download it yet. But from the screenshots I have seen, the style they are touting is; the very style I have grown so annoyed at with Itunes and QuickTime. I am one of those that don't like it when someone arbitrarily skins their application for "Cool" not taking into consideration that "I want uniform conformity to my system styling". Brushed metal simply doesn't look as good on every Theme.

You know, I think I am starting to see a trend to Apple's products of late. They are building up a reputation for high end hardware more and more... They are in the process of switching from Motorola to the more Windows friendly Intel Chipsets... Their newest Systems now run Windows Vista... They are starting to port software to Windows... They are making fun of PCs.. Wait that one doesn't quite fit.

Okay I foresee the day Microsoft will make the OS of the Mac. Apple will make applications and high end hardware, as well as their now favorite mobile hardware. Well, who realy knows, only time will tell.

Okay, enough of my opinion.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Work Schoolin

I signed up for a class through Volt and actually got in. It's only $10 and I start on the 12th. I hope I can get something out of it. It is only two nights for two hours a night but it should be interesting.

It is a javascript class. I have studied some javascript before but I would get partway through a book and get board of it. It is hard to keep going through such a book on my own motivation. I managed to get through my even more dull drafting books by doing all of the reading studying and projects in class, where I could almost totally focus on just that book.

There is another class coming up that I am thinking of signing up for but I'm not sure I'll get into it. It is on a more popular subject so it could be a craps shot to get in.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Junkware

After a little searching around, I finally found a decent replacement for QuickTime. It’s called QuickTime Alternative. If set up right, it allows you to play QuickTime files such as Mov files in Media Player.

QuickTime has been one of those pains in the side pieces of software from the first time I ever installed it. The first time I needed it, it came as part of a game, and it overwrote the newer version of QuickTime that was already installed, thus corrupting it. Since then I have tried to avoid installing and using it. And pretty much every time I have had to use it since, I have found the player even slower, with more features I don't want to use. With the addition of ITunes messing up the registry and my files it has become even more of a nuisance. I don't buy music; I hardly even listen to music. I don't need ITunes.

The next most annoying media player is Real Audio Player. With its ads and spamtacular registration Its hardly worth installing

For it there is also a codec Real Alternative for Real Audio Player, but it doesn’t work with steaming audio, which is what you would want Real audio for in the first place. So it doesn’t seem to be worth it yet.

This time I’ve decided to keep my computer as clean of junk software as I can.

Other popular junk software I’m trying to avoid? Well, Let’s see: WinZip, QuickTime, ITunes, RealAudio, WinRar. Oh yeah and Symantec’s antivirus. I have had enough headaches because of it, I don’t want it.

Friday, March 30, 2007

I speek Microspeak, do you?

Microsoft has its own internal language, it is called Microspeak, Most of it is abreviations of terms that are used frequently while working. Others are code names or just descriptions of things that are done frequently. You hear things like: "let's dogfood this", "ping the developer" or "the BVT was run last night" it's part of what makes getting started at Microsoft difficult, part of the steep learning curve.

~Alma

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Welcome Meeting with Volt rep

At least I didn't forget my badge today.

I didn't quite get to work before eight AM, like I wanted to, but I was there sufficiently early. Sigh, more responsibility is being handed to me, I'm still choking some on what I have, but little bits are starting to sink in. I hope I'm ready for when Sanjina goes on her 100 day break.

I found out some interesting and somewhat concerning information today. I had an interview aka welcome meeting with my Volt rep. It seems that the Non-Disclosure agreement I signed requires that I am not allowed to get a job with any other agency for a period of 180 days after the end of an assignment. I had previously thought it was 100 days as the Minecode people were quoting me. So, that means that if I had taken a job with Minecode after only 100 days I could have been in some possible serious legal trouble.

Of course Volt has agreements with Microsoft as well as other companies that, if offered, I could possibly be hired on full time. Nothing like putting a leash on your employees. Oh well, at least I am enjoying my current job. I also found out that accrued paid vacation days can only be carried over if returning to work within 140 days, which I just happen to be two days over. Well, I suppose it doesn't really matter, I can't really think of a reason I would be taking a vacation any time very soon.

~Alma

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Another day at Work

Okay I did more actual work today. I think I might be beginning to learn how to file bugs. I think a good way to describe what I do is that I am a copy editor for the Help files and websites for Windows Server. I run the documents to be compiled into Help files or Web Pages through some automation looking for common mistakes and also look over the document for any errors.

It is starting to become more interesting. But it is certainly like no other testing I have ever heard of before. This will be interesting. I wonder if I could get hired on fulltime from this position.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Day Three at work

I finally had work to do today. I have no idea if I understood what it was I was supposed to be doing, but I hope I will catch on soon. This is certainly not the kind of work I was expecting. It is very different than what I was doing on the IE BVT team. It seems that I am sort of like an editor, for help content, I check over the finished documents to make sure the formatting hasn't been lost ant the links are correct. Most of the testing is done via. Automation like profanity filtering, link checking, etc. but some of it just has to be done by eye. I spent most of the day checking help files to make sure the content hadn't lost its formatting.

This is going to be an interesting job. Now if I could just comprehend what people are saying when they are telling me, at Eighty miles an hour, what I am expected to do. I’ll just have to keep asking questions.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Second Day of Work

When I checked in with the receptionist to try to get my Agency Temp pass I was told I could pick up my badge. Cool, and on the second day too! I didn't have to wait the full Seventy Two hours I had to wait the first time. So I walked over to Building Eight to pick it up, and was given my old badge back. Even more cool. Then back to my Office to finish installing an OS I couldn't finish the day before.

My Manager was working from home today so I wasn't quite sure what I was supposed to do. One person was instructed to show me the ropes of the tests, So I sat in his Office as he showed me how to examine the test results, and file Bugs. They certainly aren’t like the tests I had over in IE. It might take me a little while to get the hang of things.

Next, my office again, and a short introduction to one of the main Microsoft wide tools. Then busy work trying to get the systems arranged and trying to learn a little about what I'm supposed to be doing. I had a little trouble trying to do some of the things I needed to do because there are still a few permitions that haven’t propagated. hopefully they will all be ready tomorrow.

I guess I am expected to work for Eight hours a day, and I can arrive whenever I can get there, I just have to be at work between Ten AM to Four PM. Yawn. I'm already starting to feel the drain of Eight hour days. I Hope I can get accustomed to is soon. The hundred day break requirement is nuts, it creates a more difficult transition when returning to work. One of the cool things about this job though is they seem to expect contractors to return after their breaks.

Monday, March 19, 2007

A day at Microsoft. AKA: First day on the job

Today was my first day of work. It was sort of interesting. I first turned in my insurance paperwork in at the Volt Main Microsoft Campus. Then went on over to building 43 But I was about an hour or two early So I wandered around a little outside area nearby until I was only about 45 minutes early. Then I went into the Lobby and registered with the Receptionist who also contacted my Manager to come and get me. I'm in an Office that will eventually hold three people. I'm in an office where I can see a window from my door. I started by setting up my Mail machine, though it was a struggle, since a good portion of my permitions have not propagated on the servers.

One thing about Microsoft, When you start; it is like jumping from the frying pan into the fire. You are given a set of computers and told to set them up, with a little help. Then with little, or no training, given instructions to follow to do your work. It's kind of the flying by the seat of your pants training. I suppose, it could be rather exhilarating.

There was a team meeting; I was invited to, where things that are currently over my head were discussed. I am supposed to replace someone that has four weeks left on her contract. So I have a little bit of time to learn and be tutored. She has apparently become quite the efficient tester and has a whole lot of areas she is covering, so I have some really huge shoes to fill. They are working on a semi-automated project to help me do what she was doing, they are calling it Everest. I wonder what that could mean.

There is a second guy on the team that started today in the same room as me. It was his first day ever so he was struggling big time, he was getting rather frustrated. Domains can be a fussy torture devise if you haven’t had to really deal with them before. Finally after I was done with everything I could do I helped him get his Mail Machine in working order. At least I could sympathize with him having gone through the same sort of experience only about Ten months ago. Then home ward bound.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Happy PI day

π, one of the most interesting numbers in existence. Believe it or not, it is one of the few numbers I have actually engrained, well at least to the 7th decimal, 3.1415926. Today is March (3) 14th so it is 3/14 and at 1:59 even cooler. Mmm, Chicken potpie sounds good for tonight, had Bean soup instead though.

Hmm. Other numbers and series I have internalized: Some of the more important degrees of a circle; 0 15, 30, 45, 60, 90, 180, [270], 360. Binary powers; 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256.

Happy PI Day

Monday, March 12, 2007

Orientation

I had Volt's Orientation today. Most of it was filling out paperwork and a presentation which I pretty much saw at my first orientation when I started with IE. It will be a relief to get the initiation over with and back into the swing of things. I just hope I am up to the requirements of the job. I’m a little nervous. I have never done production code that might be critiqued; there is a possibility that I will be writing some code, I hope I am up to it.

I'm a little excided as well, I even pulled my badge holder out and it is ready to go for when I get my new badge. I wonder what my new alias will be. I suppose there is this sort of FBI/CIA covert cool kind of aspect of working at Microsoft. Working with technology so new it hasn't even been released yet, the requirement of badges to get in the buildings. Even as a contractor it’s cool.

With my starting work; I wonder if I will be able to keep this blogging up. Usually it takes me a few hours to compose a good post, and with work’s tendency to leave me drained I’m not sure I will have the energy to keep at it. I’ll keep trying as long as I can though.